Who/What NOT to take Seriously:
*Anyone who still wears a scrunchy.
*Robinson humor. Especially in our blogs. Don't beat yourself up, we mean well. Janet.
*Any of the Fast and the Furious movies. That includes Paul Walker himself.
*Orem/Provo ideologies or traditions.
*Anyone who text messages over 25,000 texts a month.
*Women's college basketball coaching staffs.
*Sports Authority's BigFoot competition and all that boo shit.
*The "For Sale" sign in my parents front yard. They're not going anywhere. No worries.
Some of my current favorite things:
*Down sizing from the 7 Eleven "Big Gulp" to just the "Gulp". My own version of dieting.
*Phase 10 with my Jack Jack and Mighty Mouse.
*Taylorsville High School's faculty. (They still remember every embarrassing thing about me)
*Tempting text messages. I'm a Robinson girl... it's in my blood.
*Melba's bag of assorted candies!
*Nights out with Gooey.
*Beef Sticks and boarding with Foote. That includes her hilarious text messages. All-time favorites.
*Phone calls with Kimmy McMillin.
*Tanning, even if the staff at my salon ranges from 17 year old mega hoe's to arab men with gold chains. I'm currently looking for a new salon, it's just so hard to part with their bulbs there. Decisions! I hate them.
*Advice from a wise older sister, while making a sonic run and doing drive by's of ex-boyfriend's houses. Real immature... we know, and don't care.
*Kristin B. Lyons humor and her sexual interpretations & theory on people and about life.
*Karebear's stash of homemade cookies she left me before ditching me for another daughter's company.
*The food network and H.O.U.S.E. with Hollie Hansen.
Things I sorta miss:
*Working with my Jack Jack.
*Queen size bed and all its visitors. Get your mind outta the gutter, not those kind of visitors.
*Talks with Kayla about anything and everything.
*My athletic ability.
*Hanging out with Boo Bear every single day.
*No Doubt. Get back together already.
*Good saturday morning cartoons. I'm not impressed with the new stuff. Where did all the violence go?
*Music videos on MTV.